25/12/2005 Happy Christmas! I'd like to thank those who didn't donate £50 and so saved my bollocks from the icy winter sea! For those of you who wonder what the hell i'm on about, read down further.
The Truth...
Ok. So what's the truth? And the truth about what?!
Uni is shit. It's boring! Hence I have no motivation to do the work.
I have a plan to rule the world, but I need YOUR help to do that. Please either do my uni work for me. Or find it in your heart to donate money for me to live in a cushy environment on my way to the top.
***CHRISTMAS SPECIAL***
If I raise £50 I'll run into the sea naked* on Christmas morning and put the video online within a couple of hours! I give you my word. That is an absoloute promise.
* - "naked" may include wearing a santa hat... but nothing else
Thanks
Current Total: £4.40