Quotes of the Moment!

19/03/2007 Me having just rearranged my room about.

Me: "I love it when I rearrange my bedroom, I wake up the next day and wonder where I am!"

20/02/2006 Scientist on the News at 6

Man: "I dare say most of you know we share 99% of our DNA with Apes. Some say that we should re-classify these apes as one of our own. However, we share about 50% of our DNA with Bananas, that doesn't mean we are half banana!"

30/01/2006 Me - During a game of Table Tennis

Me: "Well... 7 seems closer to 10 than 6."

26/01/2006 MSN Contact - (anon to save any lasting dignity!) during discussion about exams and revision.

contact: "and im sure we'll be moaning together soon"

02/01/2006 Not Quotes but to do with words! I couldn't be arsed making a new page. E-mail me some Bill-Words if you feel the need!

Bill Words: IncrediBILL, BILLboard, BILLieve, BILL, Duck BILLed Platypus, BILLder, CompatiBILL, ...?

29/12/2005 Silly girls (a bit bammish), overheard at train station

Girls: "I'm gonna kick you in the knob"

28/12/2005 Linzi in pub

Linzi: "This straw has a hole in!"
Me: "Yeah, it actually has two... thats how it works.!"